The following alerts have been detected:
1. 192.168.50.71 - Jenkins job [Archive]: Job is unhealthy
2. Zabbix server - Hallway motion sensor not available
3. Zabbix server - Keyboard name changed
4. zabbixsummit - Linux: Zabbix agent is not available
5. Electricity usage - Electricity is very cheap, less than 5 c/kWh
6. 192.168.50.71 - Jenkins: Computer [Cloudbuilder]: Node is temporarily offline
7. Zabbix server - Zabbix server DNS not returning data!
8. WorkMac - macOS: FS [/Library/Developer/CoreSimulator/Volumes/watchOS_21S364]: Space is critically low
9. WorkMac - macOS: FS [/Library/Developer/CoreSimulator/Volumes/iOS_21C62]: Space is critically low
10. 192.168.50.71 - macOS: FS [/Library/Developer/CoreSimulator/Volumes/watchOS_21S364]: Space is critically low
11. 192.168.50.71 - macOS: FS [/Library/Developer/CoreSimulator/Volumes/iOS_21C62]: Space is critically low
12. 192.168.50.1 - HAProxy selenium linux: Server is DOWN
13. Zabbix server - Zabbix server: Proxy group [Test]: Availability too low
14. Zabbix server - Zabbix server: Proxy group [Test]: Status "offline"
15. Zabbix server - Zabbix server: Proxy [laptopproxy]: Zabbix proxy last seen
16. Zabbix server - grafana-server.service: Service is not running
17. Zabbix server - Zabbix server: Proxy [wupproxy]: Zabbix proxy last seen
18. Zabbix server - /: Disk space is low
19. HomeAssistant - Home Assistant is not responding
20. homerouterbyzabbixagent - Interface eth1: Link down
21. Zabbix server - More than 100 items have been missing data for over 10 minutes
22. 185.218.193.68 - Zabbix proxy: More than 100 items having missing data for more than 10 minutes
23. 192.168.50.1 - Interface br0(): Link down
24. Zabbix server - Janne probably forgot to apply the facial cream!
25. Personal MacBook Pro - macOS: FS [/]: Space is critically low
26. Personal MacBook Pro - macOS: FS [/System/Volumes/VM]: Space is critically low
27. Personal MacBook Pro - macOS: FS [/System/Volumes/Preboot]: Space is critically low
28. Personal MacBook Pro - macOS: FS [/System/Volumes/Update]: Space is critically low
29. Personal MacBook Pro - macOS: FS [/System/Volumes/Data]: Space is critically low
30. github-whatsuphome - GitHub: There are errors in requests to API
31. Living room ceiling light not available
32. Living room TV - Unavailable by ICMP ping
What am I reading?
All the blog posts here are generated by a locally run LLM, GPT4All. The stories are based on current active alerts on my What's up, home? environment, with the GPT4All prompts being "Generate a blog post title based on the following Zabbix alerts and "Generate an ongoing story based on the following Zabbix alerts". A cron job will publish a new story every day at 7am Finnish time over Drupal JSON API, so I have something fresh to read each morning. Now, let's get to it, the content created by the little AI starts below.

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