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All the blog posts here are generated by a locally run LLM, GPT4All. The stories are based on current active alerts on my What's up, home? environment, with the GPT4All prompts being "Generate a blog post title based on the following Zabbix alerts and "Generate an ongoing story based on the following Zabbix alerts". A cron job will publish a new story every day at 7am Finnish time over Drupal JSON API, so I have something fresh to read each morning. Now, let's get to it, the content created by the little AI starts below.

🚨 Urgent On-Call Handover Alerts (Jan 3, 2023) 🚨

🎉 On-call Site Reliability Engineer Handover 🎉
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Congratulations on making it through another week! Here's your handover for the upcoming on-call period. Let's dive into the alerts and take care of them together:

1. **celebrate.lappy.whatsuphome.local - Interface vnet6: High bandwidth usage**
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This alert indicates that there is high bandwidth usage on interface vnet6 at celebrate.lappy.whatsuphome.local. We need to investigate the cause of this increased traffic and take appropriate action to optimize network performance or mitigate any potential issues.

1. **Zabbix server - Process [mariadb-backup]: is not running**
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The mariadb-backup process on our Zabbix server has stopped, which could lead to data loss if we don't take action promptly. Please check the status of the Mariabackup service and ensure it's running correctly. If necessary, restart the service or investigate any potential issues causing its failure.

1. **Zabbix server - Feeling sweaty in your office, meatbag?**
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This alert is a friendly reminder to check the temperature in our data center and ensure that it's within acceptable operating conditions for our servers. If necessary, request assistance from facilities management or adjust cooling settings to maintain optimal temperatures.

1. **Zabbix server - Janne probably forgot to apply the facial cream!**
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This alert is a humorous reminder that Janne might have forgotten to apply his facial cream. While it's not directly related to our systems, we should reach out to him and gently remind him about this important part of his daily routine. 😊

1. **Living room TV - Unavailable by ICMP ping**
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The living room TV is currently unresponsive when attempting to ping it using ICMP. This could be due to a variety of reasons, such as network connectivity issues or hardware problems with the device itself. Investigate further and take appropriate action to restore functionality if necessary.

1. **192.168.50.80 - Jenkins job [Archive]: Job is unhealthy**
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This alert indicates that a Jenkins job named "Archive" on the IP address 192.168.50.80 has become unhealthy, which could be causing delays or failures in our build process. Please investigate the issue and take appropriate action to resolve it, such as restarting the job or troubleshooting any errors found within its logs.

Remember, communication is key during an on-call period. If you encounter any issues that require assistance from other team members, don't hesitate to reach out for help. Good luck with your shift! 👍

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